The most interesting thing I did today was throw up at 1:00 in the morning. It was due to some bad food - I'm sure it was the chicken dinner from the deli. I think all the episodes of food poisoning I've had involved chicken.
Needless to say, I didn't get much sleep. So I was pretty tired when I showed up at work, but I had to set up for our staff Christmas luncheon (100+ people). Luckily my fellow colleagues took pity on me (heh) and a bunch of them came and did most of the grunt work for me. This year they ordered Chinese; the food was good and I was relieved that chicken wasn't on the menu.
Later, towards the end of my workday, one of the lunch attendees informed me that she had lost her cellphone but was convinced it had to have been in or around the conference room where we had the lunch, because she said
she had not gone anywhere else upon arriving. So, after considering every other plausible location where her cell might have ended up, I and my boss agreed to open up all the dozen or so bags of trash from the luncheon to see if the cell had somehow been accidentally thrown in with the garbage. Half an hour later, no cell phone. I thought that was the end of it...but
then the woman mentioned that she had in fact
visited an office after the lunch. Woulda been nice if she had remembered to tell us that bit of helpful information earlier. So my boss brought her to that office - and bingo, there was her cell phone, lying on the floor where she had dropped it!

So all that effort of sifting through the trash had been a wasted exercise.

That was my kind of day - the good (yummy lunch), the bad (food poisoning) and the ugly (a pointless search through heaps of garbage).
I hate bad chicken. And cell phones.