I had my breakfast of three different Tim Horton's chocolate doughnuts this morning, washed down by a 20 ounce Diet Pepsi Max.
When I get home from work tonight, I will mix up my gallon of horse laxative and a thing of green jello and one of yellow jello so they will all be cold and ready to go tomorrow.
The way this week is going at work, The buttscope is starting to look good.
Sunday night I got to work with two half trained newbs on afternoons, and then the midnight person called in, so I go stuck with her job as well as mine.
Last night an afternoon and the midnight person called in, so I got literally stuck with the work of three people.
My body was so sore when I finally got home, that I felt like I had been beaten. I was not able to fall asleep until I took some extra strength tylenol, wishing it could have been aleve.
But anyway, I am ready. I will get the stuff ready when I get home for tomorrow. Tomorrow I will drink green and yellow gator aid and water all day to hydrate myself well. Then, at 4PM I will lock myself in the bathroom with a plunger (for obvious reasons), a bucket (in case of vomiting), a mop (in case of vomiting), my gallon of laxative (which I really hope will not make me sick out of both ends - the sheer quantity of it is a bit shocking), and a stack of cheesy romance novels for the lols.