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						 Soldier: 'Allo!  'Oo is it?
  Arthur: It is I, King Arthur, and these are my knights of the Round Table.
          Whose castle is this?
  S: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Lombard.
  A: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest.  If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
  S: Well, I'll ask 'im, but I don't think 'e'll be very keen-- 'e's already got one, you see?
  A: What?
  Lancelot: He says they've already *got* one!
  A: (confused) Are you *sure* he's got one?
  S: Oh yes, it's ver' naahs.
     (to the other soldiers   I told 'em we've already *got* one!
     (they snicker)
  A: (taken a bit off balance) Well... ah, um...        Can we come up and have a look?
  S: Of course not!  You are English types.
  A: Well, what are you then?
  S: (Indignant) Ah'm French!  Why do you think I have this out-rrrageous accent, you silly king?!
  Galahad: What are you doing in *England*?
  S: Mind your own business!
  A: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
  S: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs!  Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person!  Ah blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur Keeeng"!  You and all your silly English Knnnnnnnn-ighuts!!!
   (the soldier proceeds to bang on his helmet with his hands and stick out his tongue at the knights, making strange noises.)
   Galahad: What a strange person.
  A: (getting mad) Now look here, my good ma--
  S: Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper!  Ah fart in your general direction!  Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
  Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
  S: No!!  Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
  The Holy Grail .. very cool and very funny!! definitely a 10/10!!
 
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