The Corruption of the Ramen
submitted by: Scorn the Terrible
I've got a recipe for my fellow college students out there.... I call it, "Lord Foul's Gastrointestinal Torture Part One: The Corruption of the Ramen".
It requires two packs of ramen noodles (any flavor will do, preferably two different kinds), seasoning salt, pieces of chopped, cooked hamburger, barbeque sauce, bacon bits, salsa, croutons, and powdered gravy.
It's simple, really; all you have to do is cook the ramen as per usual, until the broth begins to evaporate, leaving the noodles mushy and without confidence in their abilities. Thus weakened, the normally firm, flexible, free-spirited noodles will succumb to the Corrupting powers of the additional ingrediants. Mix everything else in, adding water at times until everything is nicely mixed together, leaving you a tasty, tempting substance that will leave you as warped and as haunted as those changed by the Illearth Stone.
Eat well, my friends!
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