Mulder: Look at this, Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.
Scully: Well, gee, Mulder. There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.
Mulder: Pfft. I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that.
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Mulder: Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test?
Scully: No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.
Mulder: His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
Scully: Yes. It's like a lava lamp.
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Homer: You are one fine looking woman, lady. If I wasn't married, I'd go out with you like that! Oh, I am so sorry. Whatever you do, don't tell Marge. God I love her! Hey, a penny!
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Scully: This is the worst assignment we've ever had.
Mulder: Worse than the time we were attacked by the flesh-eating virus?
Grandpa: Ow, it bit me with my own teeth!
Scully: No, this is much more irritating. I've seen enough, Mulder, let's go.
Mulder: Yeah, okay. But somewhere out there, something is watching us. There are alien forces acting in ways we can't perceive. Are we alone in the universe? Impossible. (hours later) When you consider the wonders that exist all around us - Voodoo priests of Haiti, Tibetan Numerologists of Appalachia. The unsolved mysteries of ...unsolved mysteries. The truth...is out there!
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Bart: Leonard Nimoy! What are you doing here?
Nimoy: Wherever there is a mystery or something unexplained, cosmic forces shall draw me near.
Boy: Hey, Spock, what do you want in your hot dog?
Nimoy: Surprise me.
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Mr Burns: Hello, children. I bring you love.
Willy: It's a monster! Kill it! Kill it!
Smithers: It's not a monster, it's Mr Burns.
Willy: Aww, it's Mr Burns. Kill it!
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Good morning star shine... The Earth says hello... They twinkle above us... We twinkle below...
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One guess what my favorite episode is.
~Foamy~ <i></i>
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