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 Post subject: THE Simpsons
PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 3:39 pm 
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**theme song plays**Well we here in NM have an automatic connection 2 THE Simpsons! Our Florida Marlins AAA farmteam is now the Albq. Isotopes!! I'm not kidding! **Pakistani accent**: "Would you like some more donuts with your order Mr. Simpson?" "DOH!-nuts? hmmmmmmm..." My nephew went 2 Springfield High (PA), right under a Three Mile Island nuclear transfer station.

The Simpsons just made the cover of Rolling Stone credited as the coolest Rock and Roll cartoon ever! The cover is a beautiful rendition of Abbey Road--Homey looking dapper and sauve as John, Bart's barefoot and Lisa's George. The 2 covers that didn't make it were hilarious. On 1 Bart is the underwater baby on Nirvana's Nevermind with the $bill dangling on the fishhook and his little wienne is a dangling 2! On the other is Homer in the Classic Springteen Born in the USA, back 2 u, pose. Complete with baseball cap and butt-crack!!!

Lately I tend 2 watch Futurama as I am madly in love w/Leela. I am a little more of a Bart freak than I am a Homey freak. I guess that fact that ol' Bartolo is a bit less of a rebel and a true "EAT MY SHORTS, DUDE!" these days drops my interest off but I still love THE Simpsons!!!

As many characters as I can name in one shot:
Bart
Marge
Homer
Lisa
Maggie
Snowball 2
Santa's Little Helper
Moe
KwickieMart guy
Ned
Burns
Smithers
Crusty the Clown
Sideshow Bob
Itchy
Scratchy

Over 2 u Sky! (Duff's beer, but of course!)
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Lyall Watson
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 Post subject: Re: THE Simpsons
PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 10:00 pm 
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I believe you are referring to Apu when you say Kwik-E-Mart guy? that guys awesome!

I love that show! I own the first season on DVD!

Alas, older shows...get old. Theres only so many more plots they can come up with. The show and its plot lines are getting old....still good though! The dead pay the debts of the living. <i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: THE Simpsons
PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 3:54 am 
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you own Simpsons on DVD and you dont own a DVD player .. wow .. *bows* .. you are really a true fan!! *bows again* RESPECT! [Ali G reference ]

At last a Simpsons thread!! Well my fav is Montgomery Burns!! .. he rocks!!

I love him .. he is the best!! I love to see those wrinkly old hands rubbing together as he pronounces satisfactorily .. 'excellent' .. it is totally shudder-worthy!! I just love it!!

He totally cracks me up!! and poor old Smithers .. hehe ..

. The Simpsons is pure and unadulterated (sp?) dilerium!!

and as I commented earlier ..it is the most exquisite social commentary .. really makes fun of our social network .. the immaterial things we value over those things of 'real' value .. it is just brilliant!!

ok I said that already .. but hey .. 'eat my shorts'!!

yeah Apu is great too!! .. all the characters are ..

I love the expressiveness the animators give the characters .. soooo funny!!

old .. yeah maybe .. still enjoyable .. there is heaps they can take the mickey out of yet .. GO SIMPSONS!! health and healing<i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: THE Simpsons
PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 8:33 pm 
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But I DO own a DVD!!! LOL The dead pay the debts of the living. <i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: THE Simpsons
PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 9:07 pm 
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Sky is confusing u w/me--a very scary prospect on both ends!
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
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 Post subject: Re: THE Simpsons
PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2002 6:18 am 
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ohhh nooooo!!! .. my gosh I think you're right!! I was confusing you two!!

hahahaha .. oh well .. health and healing<i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: THE Simpsons
PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2002 4:08 pm 
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"Cowabunga! Don't have a cow, man!" My fav Simpsons episode is where all the guys at the bar join Moe's cult and they can't drink anymore--It's absolutely hilarious! I wish I owned the video 2 that episode!
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
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 Post subject: Re: THE Simpsons
PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2002 8:59 pm 
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When Homer becomes a bodyguard! The dead pay the debts of the living. <i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: THE Simpsons
PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2002 9:47 pm 
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When Homey gets really fat & gets stuck in the valve or whatever @ plant & saves the day!! <i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: THE Simpsons
PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2002 4:01 am 
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Mulder: Look at this, Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.

Scully: Well, gee, Mulder. There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.

Mulder: Pfft. I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that.

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Mulder: Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test?

Scully: No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.

Mulder: His jiggling is almost hypnotic.

Scully: Yes. It's like a lava lamp.

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Homer: You are one fine looking woman, lady. If I wasn't married, I'd go out with you like that! Oh, I am so sorry. Whatever you do, don't tell Marge. God I love her! Hey, a penny!

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Scully: This is the worst assignment we've ever had.

Mulder: Worse than the time we were attacked by the flesh-eating virus?

Grandpa: Ow, it bit me with my own teeth!

Scully: No, this is much more irritating. I've seen enough, Mulder, let's go.

Mulder: Yeah, okay. But somewhere out there, something is watching us. There are alien forces acting in ways we can't perceive. Are we alone in the universe? Impossible. (hours later) When you consider the wonders that exist all around us - Voodoo priests of Haiti, Tibetan Numerologists of Appalachia. The unsolved mysteries of ...unsolved mysteries. The truth...is out there!

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Bart: Leonard Nimoy! What are you doing here?

Nimoy: Wherever there is a mystery or something unexplained, cosmic forces shall draw me near.

Boy: Hey, Spock, what do you want in your hot dog?

Nimoy: Surprise me.

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Mr Burns: Hello, children. I bring you love.

Willy: It's a monster! Kill it! Kill it!

Smithers: It's not a monster, it's Mr Burns.

Willy: Aww, it's Mr Burns. Kill it!

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Good morning star shine...
The Earth says hello...
They twinkle above us...
We twinkle below...

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One guess what my favorite episode is.

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 Post subject: Re: THE Simpsons
PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2002 5:04 am 
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Hilarious Foam! I watched the second part of "Who Shot C. M. Burns?" last nite and I'm still "...it was...Maggie...S-S-Simp-son!"
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
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 Post subject: Re: THE Simpsons
PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2002 4:32 pm 
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And now Danlo looked in that direction, too. He remembered that snowy owls mate in the darkest part of deep winter, and so along with this beautiful white bird perched in a tree a hundred feet away, he turned to face the sea as he watched and waited.

Ahira, Ahira, he called out silently to the sky. Ahira, Ahira<i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: THE Simpsons
PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2002 6:33 pm 
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OMG! I can't believe I didn't see this till now.

The Albuquerque Isotopes???!!!

It's true!

florida.marlins.mlb.com/N..._index.jsp

What a laugh!!!

~MsMary~ "Does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker?"<i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: THE Simpsons
PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:12 pm 
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The rumors are true! Go Isotopes! Further up, and further in!<i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: THE Simpsons
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:23 am 
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I can get u Isotope hats and shirts, if u really want them! DOH! And now Danlo looked in that direction, too. He remembered that snowy owls mate in the darkest part of deep winter, and so along with this beautiful white bird perched in a tree a hundred feet away, he turned to face the sea as he watched and waited.

Ahira, Ahira, he called out silently to the sky. Ahira, Ahira<i></i>


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