Ahira's Hangar

Duchess, I just read the "review" of The Fifth Sorceress. It was so funny. You should read it just to see if it is really that bad. However, the reviewer said it was about 700 pages!! I don't know if you will live through it. Out flew the web and floated wide;
The mirror crack'd from side to side;
"The curse is come upon me," cried
The Lady of Shalott.

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Yes, that 700 page length is holding me back! Our lives are the songs that sing the universe into existence.~David Zindell
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I just found out about this one ~ the excerpt was so awful I laughed until tears were running down my face.



If the rest of the book lives up to that excerpt, it might well be the most horrible book ever written.

edited to add:
This is a sexually explicit scene, and it might be the worst sex scene ever published. Click on the link at your own peril. I know I wanted to take a brillo pad to my brain after I read it.

For some reason I can't fathom...

I read Sword, struggled through Stone, then stopped in the middle of Wishsong, which I only started because the robes on the guy on the cover looked cool.

--A

For some good laughs check out this review, of a new book I have been hearing very poor word of mouth about at two discussion boards:


The reviewer rates it an 8 out of 100.

Nights with Sasquatch ~ a supposed autobiography of a woman who was carried off by Bigfoot for the sexxin' would definately be right up there at the top of the list of "worst books ever written".